Thai Cheesy Pickup Lines

Whether it’s an icebreaker or if you just want to annoy your partner, cheesy pickup lines never fail to add a hint of romance to a conversation. Much like their international counterparts, Thai cheesy pickup lines are at times cute, often times bad, but always flirty.

Here are some that are so bad that they’ve become the best. We’ve included how to say these in Thai as well as a rough translation, just in case you want to try these out.

The cheese

1. ตรวจเลือดไม่เจออะไร แต่ตรวจหัวใจทำไมเจอเธอ (truad-luead-mai-jeur-arai dae-truad-hua-jai-tum-mai-jeur-ter)
Rough translation: My blood test came back negative, but my heart test came back positive for you.

2. หน้ากากอะ ต้านไวรัส แต่เธอน่ารักอะ ต้านไม่ไหว (na-kak-a taan-virus dae-ter-na-rak-a taan-mai-wai)
Rough translation: You can protect from viruses with a mask, but nothing can protect me from how cute you are.

3. การมีแฟนที่ดี คือการที่มีแฟนเป็นเรา (kan-mee-fan-ti-dee keu-kan-mee-fan-pen-rao)
Rough translation: The best way to ensure you have a good boyfriend/girlfriend is for that person to be me.

4. อยากเกิดเป็นขนจมูกของเธอ จะได้อยู่กับเธอทุกลมหายใจ (yaak-kerd-pen-kon-jamook-kong-ter ja-dai-yuu-gub-ter-tuk-lom-hai-jai)
Rough translation: I wish I was born as one of your nose hairs. That way, I could be with you every breath you take.

5. ฝากเงินได้แค่ดอกเบี้ย แต่ฝากใจกับเราเนี้ย ได้ทั้งบัญชี (faak-ngern-dai-dok-bea dae-faak-jai-gub-rao-nia dai-tang-bun-chee)
Rough translation: You leave money at the bank, you get interest. You leave your heart with me, you’ll get my whole bank account.

6. ถ้าเธอบอกฝันดี งั้นคืนนี้เราฝันถึงเธอ (taa-ter-bok-fun-dee ngan-keun-nee-rao-fun-tueng-ter)
Rough translation: If you tell me sweet dreams, then I’m sure to see you in my dreams tonight.

7. ฉันมันคนไร้หัวใจ ก็เธอเอาหัวใจฉันไปหมดแล้วนี่ (chan-maan-kon-rai-hua-jai kor-ter-aow-hua-hai-chan-pai-mod-laew-nii)
Rough translation: I’m a heartless person. That’s because you’ve stolen my heart from me.

8. เด็กเป็นอนาคตของชาติ แต่ผมอยากเป็นอนาคตของพี่ (dek-pen-anakot-kong-chart dae-pom-yak-pen-anakot-kong-pii)
Rough translation: Children are the nation’s future. But I want to be your future.

Win hearts with Thai cheesy pickup lines

These Thai cheesy pickup lines are certified high-grade cheese. Just make sure to have a good wine pairing.

If you don’t know where to find good wine to pair with that cheese, check out our romantic restaurants in Bangkok guide. If our cheese was a hit, then we can help you with the next step with our selection of unique date ideas in and around Bangkok. Finally, if you need help funding any of these things, check out our Thai tips to winning the lottery.

Cover image adapted from: AI-generated via Midjourney